Now before we get into who won this award, let’s talk about how this is going to work. As you all know, we are the most inclusive DFFL there is, so naturally this award is non-binary. The SOTW can be given to any person, animal, object, TV show, podcast, etc. Say you had your fish choose between two starters that week and it helped you win the league, that fish is SOTW! Maybe you tinkered Sunday morning on the dirty toilet in Denny’s, guess what? That toilet is SOTW! I think you get the picture. GT will be the contact for all SOTW nominations.
Week 4 came and went, boy was it all over the place. We had Jafar return to his normal ways and score over 200 points. Nick won his first game of the year. I upset the evil dictator Josh. Don took down undefeated Zeglen and is somehow 3-1 even though he has the second lowest points for. There are many worthy candidates for SOTW this week, but in the end it is an easy choice…..
I win SOTW! It was only a matter of time before this happened. Let’s recap my week:
- Got engaged! (Did this so Don will change my relationship status)
- Reenacted the Giants vs the Patriots (I took down an undefeated Josh)
- Went 2-0 in my other two leagues (I know, no one cares)
- Made some money in Fanduel (RT^)
Even though I did all of these amazing things in one week, none of them are the main reason I won this award. The reason is that I was the only one nominated! Another poor effort by the folks in this league. My back hurts from carrying all of you jabronis. (not in fantasy obviously, just in other stuff)
I’m gonna rise up. I’m going to kick a little ass. I’m gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain. Gonna sew a flag. Gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt. I’m gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up. I’m gonna kick a little ass. ROCK, FLAG, AND EAGLE!
-GT
Wasted Talent 