Recap: Fuck the Bills and despite Ryan’s wishes, Josh did not change his ways. Just a reminder, this is the THIRD week that a single leg busted all parlays (6 total parlays busted (Alabama and Steelers responsible for the other busts)). Those are the unfortunate swings. FUCK THE BILLS. Adding insult to injury, the Cowboys beat the Patriots in a thriller for Ryan to cash in. Had the Bills not sucked, this would be a $10 competition. My ways will not change, but I will be placing a side bet on the Bills ML for the rest of the season. If I lose, so shall the Bills.

Week 5 Bets: This week, I am putting all three parlays at risk with Green Bay and the Rams. I wonder which mega upset will screw me this week…
Josh Bet 1: 7-legs, $1 to profit $11.81 (please be good Carson, not bad Carson)
CIN @ BAL -2.5
WAS @ GB -2.5
NYJ @ NE -2.5
DET @ LAR -6.5
HOU @ ARI -6.5
CHI @ TB -6.5
IND +4.5 @ SF
Josh Bet 2: 5-legs, $4 to profit $29.31 (Giants, please don’t change)
WAS @ GB -6.5
DET @ LAR -6.5
CHI @ TB -2.5
CAR -2.5 @ NYG
PHI @ LVR -3
Josh Bet 3: 5-legs, $5 to profit $18.23 (safe parlay)
CIN @ BAL -2.5
WAS @ GB -2.5
NYJ @ NE -2.5
DET @ LAR -6.5
HOU @ ARI -6.5
Ryan Bet: $10 to profit $9.52(He saw my bet, he copied my bet)
PHI @ LVR -3