Not Your Father’s Power Rankings: Gobble Gobble Edition

Do or die

First off, Fuck Keegan and the horse he rode in on. We are die hard team Chalupa Batmans over here. Now that we got through the important stuff we are on to the final regular season edition of Not Your Fathers Power Rankings. The biggest story line going into this week is that of Josh and his possibly historic downfall, and spoiler alert, it didn’t happen in the playoffs this year! Our playoff picture as of this very moment is as follow:

1 Seed + BYE : Frank’s Firesale (Duh)

2 Seed + BYE : Saved by Le’bell

3 Seed : Jafarison Jafar vs 6 Seed: Grandma They Freed Me

4 Seed: Chalupa Batmans vs 5 Seed: OJ’s Parole Board

In the Hunt: Daniel MF Jones, Allen the Family, Phillip Rivers

The only team mathematically eliminated is our perpetual punching bag Zeglen, don’t worry he won’t read this so I can say anything. In addition to of course the Power Rankings I will also be providing a prediction of the weeks games and what that means for the playoff picture.

Week 13 Game Predictions

Franks Firesale 118.7 vs When I Cum I Phillip Rivers 91.3

Jafarison Jafar 142.8 vs OJ’s Parole Board 123.4

Allen The Family 106.1 vs Chalupa Batmans 105.2

Grandma They Freed Me 130.6 vs Daniel MF Jones 128.2

Saved by Le’Bell 176.8 vs Me and Mahomies 113.5

What That Means…

1 Seed + BYE : Frank’s Firesale (Duh)

2 Seed + BYE : Saved by Le’Bell

3 Seed : Jafarison Jafar vs 6 Seed: OJ’s Parole Board

4 Seed: Grandma They Freed Me vs 5 Seed: Chalupa Batmans

** Donald please fact check these numbers, I don’t do math good

Power Rankings

1. Frank’s Firesale
2. Saved by Le’Bell
3. Jafarison Jafar
4. Chalupa Batmans
5. Grandma They Freed Me
6. Allen The Family
7. OJs Parole Board
8. When I Cum I Phillip Rivers
9. Daniel MF Jones
10. Me and Mahomies

I have spoken, good luck to everyone but Keegan’s big dumb ass