Not Your Father’s Power Rankings Week 8

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CAN YOU FUCKING FEEL IT BOYS!? CAN YOU!? THAT RIGHT THERE IS THE FEELING OF A VICTORY TUESDAY.

 

Sorry I just needed to get that out, its been a long season.

The bye weeks will do crazy things to you, always be prepared.  After last weeks shellacking of the Athletes and Don, they came back with a vengeance. The two top scorers came from that Division for the first time since Week 9 of last season, where again it was The Batmans and Frank’s Team. Coincidence? I think not.

There are a few things that need to be considered when looking at this weeks Power Rankings. These are rankings that are all encompassing. They include, current state of the team, recent results, bench depth (lol Josh), injuries and other arbitrary factors I have made up in my head.

HIGHLIGHTS

 

There is a new #2 team this week and you might be surprised to see that it is our very own GT Salamone.tenor (2).gif  After a week where he lost to Sacko and put up less than 120 points for only the second time this season, he still has shown he belongs among the elite in this league with a dominating performance by literally everyone on his bench.  Jason watch your freshly rave shaven ass because GT is coming to eat it like a cupcake.

 

 

 

 

I already mentioned it once but Jordan and I decided to give the league a wake up call. After last weeks Power Rankings where Jordan was ranked T7 with Donald he had something to prove. He vaults up to 5th this week after putting up a whopping 173.7.  Jordan leaned heavily on the Broncos Defense this week which was gives him the title of Streamer of the Week. 

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Finally, the woes continue for The Good Ol’ Cum Rivers.  When will the tragedy come to an end for this squad. Probably at the end of the season in the form of a Sacko.  For now Ryan has slid out of a playoff spot. Once he proves he can consistently produce on defense he may claw his way back up but as of now, that does not seem likely.  Keep him in your prayers.  giphy (6).gif

 

Power Rankings

 

  1. Jason
  2. GT
  3. Josh
  4. Zeglen
  5. Jordan
  6. Don Eaves
  7. Ryan
  8. Leffler
  9. Donald
  10. Keegan

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