Guster’s Blunders Week 16: All the Marbles

Gus said it well. This is a week to be serious. I have the Naomi, slavery, and another championship on the line. Let’s get to the challenges and may God have mercy on our souls. MIA +.5 v. CIN WAS -1 v. NYG TEN+3 v. NO

Guster’s Guarantees

That’s right folks, the chips have been pushed in and we have ourselves a winner takes all showdown in week 16! In an unprecedented move, Josh picked an even two games instead of the traditional odd number of games which lead to a split. This now means that last week’s point will rollover into this […]

Guster’s Blunders Week 15: Excuses Shall Be Made

First, a response to Gus’s recap. The refs did screw the Patriots, the Chiefs would not have covered in OT, and I would have a 2 game lead right meow with Gus practicing cornbread making while Ryan trains for his beer mile. The NFL colluded and the Patriots got screwed, we know what kind of […]

Guster’s Guarantees

Do I smell…………………. a comeback??? Ladies and gentlemen, strap into your seats because we have a tied contest going into the final three weeks of the season. Seven winning weeks each (I lead 17-13 in overall picks though, just saying) and whoever can win 2 of the next 3 will be crowned the challenge champion […]

The Ornery Waterfowl: The Greatest Fantasy Football Choke Job of All Time

Greetings to the distinguished members of the Wasted Talent League and those visiting from the Shmurda Money Team Fanatics League. This week I am breaking from my regularly scheduled programming to share a special story about a fantasy football fiasco like no other you’ve seen before. While some of you may not know Ralph Jerome, […]

Guster’s Blunders Week 14: Can I Finish

Well well well well well. Last week Atlanta scared the shit out of me, I refer you to Gus’s post for an accurate recap of just how bad the Saints almost fucked me. Luckily the time ran out on the comeback because the Saints’ collapse was real. I also want to point out that my […]

Not Your Father’s Power Rankings: Playoffs Week 1

RIP Sacko Services for Sacko’s cold lifeless body are being held at 128 West Northrup Pl on Sunday December 8th at 5 pm. Thank you Sacko for your constant entertainment, endless laughs (at your expense), and unlimited first round picks. Donald also had a fantastic fall from grace for which Greg and I are appreciative […]

Guster’s Guarantees

I am not a religious man. I am a man of science and reason. However, even the most sensible and rational men among us can be brought to his knees by the tortures of gambling. I am indubitably at the end of my rope and when the boat starts sinking, all you have left to […]

SOTW – Week 13

Hello friends! I admittedly have not kept up with this column this year, my 0-5 start combined with few nominations from others brought my motivation level to an all time low. I have decided to make a return now that I snuck into playoffs and avoided becoming Sackomone once again. In all honesty, I probably […]

Not Your Father’s Power Rankings: Gobble Gobble Edition

Do or die First off, Fuck Keegan and the horse he rode in on. We are die hard team Chalupa Batmans over here. Now that we got through the important stuff we are on to the final regular season edition of Not Your Fathers Power Rankings. The biggest story line going into this week is […]