Guster’s Blunders Week 6: I’m Back

You thought I was down. You thought I was out. Don’t worry, I did too. But as Gus so eloquently put it, there was some European mojo and now we have ourselves a competition. What should scare Gus is I think I figured it out. My 2 wins came when I was free from distractions, […]

Guster’s Guarantees

Guster’s Guarantees coming to you live from South Florida this week. Hopefully we’ll be able to give Josh a taste of his own medicine with the vacation pick magic that he so desperately needed to get him back into this race. Coincidence that Josh pulled his first two wins of the year while he was […]

Upset of The Week 10/10-10/13

Valued readers of the Wasted Talent Dynasty League, snowflakes, and people easily upset by ridiculous things, Welcome to the inaugural post of my new column; Dave’s Upset of the Week! As the title would imply, this column will be used mostly to, as Will Ferrel once said, “Get the people going”. For too long have […]

Guster’s Guarantees

Alright so Josh is riding the European honeymoon magic and has evened the score 2-2. Bully for you, but you’ll have to come home at some point and then you’ll be in trouble again so i’ll just wait this little hot streak out for now. Unfortunately it’s been a busy week for me and I’m […]

SOTW – 2019 Week 4

Now before we get into who won this award, let’s talk about how this is going to work. As you all know, we are the most inclusive DFFL there is, so naturally this award is non-binary. The SOTW can be given to any person, animal, object, TV show, podcast, etc. Say you had your fish […]

Not Your Father’s Power Rankings: Week 5

Power Rankings: Train Edition So I’m currently sitting on Train 63 en route from Montreal to New York City with intermediate stops at Albany, Hudson, Poughkeepsie, and Yonkers. There is not an empty seat on the train, the WiFi is weaker than Jason and the cafe service is limited due to a payment malfunction. What […]

Guster’s Guarantees

Well folks, we have ourselves a competition. Josh finally snagged himself a win on the backs of the Auburn Tigers. Who knew Josh was such a big college football guy! I actually respect the move of desperation he decided to pull this week after falling behind 0-2, which i’ll give a little math lesson to […]

Not Your Father’s Power Rankings: Week 4

TRADE MAFIA All I know is there is a deep back channel of grimy, dirty, disgusting trades being offered in recent weeks and it seems that three main characters are at the center of all of these shenanigans. We are investigating the infamous Trade Mafia. Suspect #1 That’s right, here he is in all his […]

Touring the Trail (Duff’s)

Editor’s Note: This blog was originally planned for Sunday September 15, 2019, but grad school and killing boars got in the way 🤷🏽‍♂️ Welcome to the first edition of touring the trail hosted by yours truly, Don McCann. This new series will be featured weekly and covers the delicious buffalo wings of the restaurants on […]

Not Your Father’s Power Rankings: Week 3

Have we traveled back to the future? The more things change, the more they stay the same. Jason is in first, Donald is the lowest point scorer in the league, my entire team has contracted Ebola and Keegan is unable to execute a trade that doesn’t simply mystify the rest of the league. What our […]