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Alright so Josh is riding the European honeymoon magic and has evened the score 2-2. Bully for you, but you’ll have to come home at some point and then you’ll be in trouble again so i’ll just wait this little hot streak out for now. Unfortunately it’s been a busy week for me and I’m […]

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Well folks, we have ourselves a competition. Josh finally snagged himself a win on the backs of the Auburn Tigers. Who knew Josh was such a big college football guy! I actually respect the move of desperation he decided to pull this week after falling behind 0-2, which i’ll give a little math lesson to […]

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Hello Guster Nation! Tremendous start to the year as we have our second profitable week in the books with the cherry on top in the form of a cash wad bitch slap win over Josh. Keeping with the spirit of friendly wagers I will be sure to dole out my due share of trash […]

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Well folks, the naysayers and haters that I have called out many times in the past have finally grown the cojones to come out of the woodwork and imprudently send their very own Joshua Reich to challenge Gus on his weekly winners. Boy oh boy was I salivating at the prospect of taking on this […]

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FOOTBALL IS BACK!!! Man does it feel good to say that Welcome to another season of free money courtesy of everyone’s favorite charitable turtle, Gus. We had such a tremendous performance in the pilot season that the good folks at the Wasted Talent Fantasy Football League made the wise decision to renew […]

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HORNS UP! Tonight is the night fellas. We’ve hit the apex of not only our own personal UB sports history but the entire schools existence. What was once a laughable notion that we’d have something nationally relevant to watch is now a reality. Men’s basketball is ranked 21 in the AP poll (highest in program […]

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^LIVE LOOK AT YOUR BOOKIES! Happy Thanksgiving to all of my loyal degenerates! I hope that your stomachs will be as stuffed as your wallets are after yet another winning week from Guster! This time of year really makes me thankful that I am able to share all of this handicapping success with the Guster […]

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EVERYONE RELAX! I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again – we are going to have our down weeks. ITS OKAY! If I had included my college picks we’d be celebrating a big week, however I am a man of integrity and decided to leave that off the table. I will not give the […]

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Sorry fellas gonna need a tardy slip this for this weeks winners. I suppose I got a little caught up enjoying the fruits of my labor, but alas I am clocking back in at the 11th hour to deliver some Sunday winners for the Guster faithful. While I am not expecting any of you to […]

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F U FITZPATRICK AND F U TOO ROSEN! Well guys, thanks to a couple of brutal backdoor cover busters in the Bengals and 49ers picks we have our first taste of a red week. Nothing more frustrating than losing a bet you should’ve had in the bag only to have it ripped away by some […]