The Definitive COD Rankings

This entire blog is being done on my phone. To begin, I am publishing this blog for 2 reasons. 1. GT requested it 2. I have a 4 hour train ride to Providence, RI and I’m already bored. The criteria for COD Rankings must be split into 2 different categories. Multiplayer Rankings and Warzone Rankings. […]

WR Rankings

This is based ability and results. Injuries are also a factor. I am not as long winded as Josh so enjoy. 1 DeAndre Hopkins 2 Julio Jones 3 Michael Thomas 4 Devante Adams 5 Amari Cooper 6 Mike Evans 7 Odell Beckham Jr. 8 Keenan Allen 9 Kenny Golladay 10 Chris Godwin 11 Allen Robinson […]

One Year Later – Grading the 2019 League Draft

Greetings friends! Long time no see! With the draft being less than a week away, it is time for my (now annual) grading of last years draft. Before we get into the meat of the draft, I have two awards to hand out for the 2019 draft: Biggest Loser Gus didn’t win this award because […]

Ranking All NFL Uniforms: Worst to First

Twitter has been buzzing with opinions (bad and worse) 32) Arizona Cardinals Listen, if any team needs an upgrade it is the Cardinals. Kyler Murray makes this jersey look 1% more swaggy than it is but still, far behind the rest of the NFL. The blocky red sleeves and sides are reminiscent of the uniforms […]

A Silver Lining for The Buffalo Bills.

An AFC Wild Card game is now the largest stage the Buffalo Bills have played on in my memorable lifetime. Before that, it was the game on Sunday Night Football that was flexed by the NFL to be in prime time. Before that? It was the Thanksgiving Day game- when Josh Allen officially arrived as […]

The Ornery Waterfowl: The Greatest Fantasy Football Choke Job of All Time

Greetings to the distinguished members of the Wasted Talent League and those visiting from the Shmurda Money Team Fanatics League. This week I am breaking from my regularly scheduled programming to share a special story about a fantasy football fiasco like no other you’ve seen before. While some of you may not know Ralph Jerome, […]

Not Your Father’s Power Rankings: Gobble Gobble Edition

Do or die First off, Fuck Keegan and the horse he rode in on. We are die hard team Chalupa Batmans over here. Now that we got through the important stuff we are on to the final regular season edition of Not Your Fathers Power Rankings. The biggest story line going into this week is […]

Guster’s Guarantees

HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO EVERYONE EXCEPT FOR GUSTER WHO SUCKS AT BETTING! It is becoming painfully apparent that this year has gone into a full blown free fall and frankly I don’t know if we’ll be able to get the toothpaste back into the tube. The losing streak extends to 7 consecutive weeks and I can […]

Guster’s Guarantees

Buzzer beater abbreviated blog this week, I apologize but its been a crazy week and haven’t had the time to get my shit together. You’ll have to deal with the raw picks but I promise I’ll deliver a gem next week to make up for it. Josh still sucks, 3-3 on challenge. Overall Week – [4-6] […]

Upset of the Week 10/17-10/20

Greetings again to our future award winning readers of the Wasted Talent Dynasty League! Welcome to another edition of Upset of the Week. Last week was a wild ride in the fantasy universe. To start, we will do a quick recap of last weeks upset picks. Yours truly nailed the Cum Rivers as they beat […]