Post-Draft Roster Analysis

My pre-draft mock draft had a breakdown of each team’s biggest needs and mocked players that made sense to fill those holes. Since that post, we have had our rookie draft as well as a record number of offseason trades. Here I will critique each team’s efforts to fill out their roster, identify biggest weaknesses […]

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4/20 Wasted Talent Extravaganza

Today is a National Holiday for good reason. Pot heads near and far gather together to puff the magic dragon, rip the reefer, smoke the devils lettuce and do mouth stuff with the ganja (and each other). In honor of today’s titan of a holiday I will be ranking a host of things that you […]

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Pre-draft mock draft

Work is slow but the NFL offseason is NOT so I figured we would take the time to start generating some interest in our upcoming draft and what better way to do that then to critique every team and do a pre-NFL-draft mock draft? I will first objectively evaluate each team by need and then […]

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The 2022 draft order

My first visit to the lotto and I leave with the 4th pick? Sad. GT gets 1-2? Sad. Jason gets 3? Glorious. The only person to blame? Cait. Below is the draft order. Let me know if you see any issues with the trades/picks you think you should have. I also included my draft pick […]

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the bet: week 16

Wow, what a season of ineptitude by yours truly. Not only did I disappoint GT by failing to post for the previous two weeks, I am 1/15 on my parlays in this competition (fuck Alabama). The current standings are not pretty. I am down 103.05 and Ryan is down 17.43. Gambling is harder than it […]

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Holy. Shit. Ladies and gentlemen! I never thought the day would come that Josh would actually hit on a parlay for our competition. But here we are. As they say, even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in a while. We’ll see how big Josh’s cheeks can get as he looks for a couple […]


The bet: week 12

What is the point of trying? I am feeling a bit like Gus, the world is against us and it may be time to give up. Two parlays go belly up, one because the Vikings can’t beat the lowly Lions and the other because Josh Allen can’t force Mac to whip out his cannon and […]

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If anyone is still paying attention, Josh and I are still in this competition and it is really heating up. We both continue to lose and prove that sports betting is hard, which is why we are both well educated men with other jobs. The bet continues into our 11th week as we both continue […]