Matchup of the week

Paternity leave is much more boring than one would think so I have decided to steal a column idea from whoever previously did this. Sorry not sorry. Hopefully every week (time permitting) I will use the highly accurate rankings from Frank’s Power Rankings and analyze the matchup featuring the two highest ranked teams as well […]

Post-Draft Roster Analysis

My pre-draft mock draft had a breakdown of each team’s biggest needs and mocked players that made sense to fill those holes. Since that post, we have had our rookie draft as well as a record number of offseason trades. Here I will critique each team’s efforts to fill out their roster, identify biggest weaknesses […]

Pre-draft mock draft

Work is slow but the NFL offseason is NOT so I figured we would take the time to start generating some interest in our upcoming draft and what better way to do that then to critique every team and do a pre-NFL-draft mock draft? I will first objectively evaluate each team by need and then […]

The 2022 draft order

My first visit to the lotto and I leave with the 4th pick? Sad. GT gets 1-2? Sad. Jason gets 3? Glorious. The only person to blame? Cait. Below is the draft order. Let me know if you see any issues with the trades/picks you think you should have. I also included my draft pick […]

the bet: week 16

Wow, what a season of ineptitude by yours truly. Not only did I disappoint GT by failing to post for the previous two weeks, I am 1/15 on my parlays in this competition (fuck Alabama). The current standings are not pretty. I am down 103.05 and Ryan is down 17.43. Gambling is harder than it […]

The bet: week 12

What is the point of trying? I am feeling a bit like Gus, the world is against us and it may be time to give up. Two parlays go belly up, one because the Vikings can’t beat the lowly Lions and the other because Josh Allen can’t force Mac to whip out his cannon and […]

the bet: week 10

Happy Thanksgiving Wasted Talent. Things are not going well in fantasy or gambling. The standings: Ryan -$14.30, Josh -$90. Ouch. Last week all bets went sideways quick when the Bills and New Orleans got steam rolled. Real life joy, gambling sadness. For the rest of the competition I am in a position where my strategy […]

The Bet: Week 8

Big losses all around last week with the Colts busting Ryan’s under and the Bills screwing me in more ways than one. Josh, -$70, Ryan $5.70. This is a big pivot week (like every week) because I just need to hit one bet. When did parlays not hit over 50% of the time? Josh Parlay […]

mid season check-in on the patriots and the suttons

Alright, I am going to make this quick because my job decided to let me have an entire summer to do nothing but play video games but as soon as football season gets going I have to do work. BS. And yes, I reused the image. It fits. The Patriots: 4-4 (Cue the “Josh is […]

The Bet: week 5

Recap: Fuck the Bills and despite Ryan’s wishes, Josh did not change his ways. Just a reminder, this is the THIRD week that a single leg busted all parlays (6 total parlays busted (Alabama and Steelers responsible for the other busts)). Those are the unfortunate swings. FUCK THE BILLS. Adding insult to injury, the Cowboys […]