Guster’s Blunders Week 13: Trolling

Well fuck the zebras who let this competition get to 6-6. Also fuck Wilkins, you all know why. I will be only picking one game to challenge this week. That game is the Saints. For fun though, and in the spirit of showing Gus sucks. I will also let it be known that I strongly […]

Guster’s Blunders Week 12: Do Your Job

6-5. This was for the people. I like to think everyone roots against Gus, regardless of whether it is true or not, because who cares about facts? We are the type of league where we enjoy others being miserable. I won’t go through the whole list, but think about Zeglen’s Sacko punishment as epitomizing the […]

Guster’s Blunders Week 11: The Real MVP

Well, last week was a close one. I want to thank Gus’s white steed for being a pal and falling an inch short of handing me a defeat. On top of letting Gus blunder, he also allowed me to get the much needed fantasy win. For that, he gets the prestigious MVP of Week 10. […]

Guster’s Blunders Week 10: If At First You Don’t Succeed…

As Gus so eloquently put it, in my third opportunity to take the lead I let myself down by losing to the Raiders. After this failure, I am going to shake it up and go back to testing my luck with college. For Leffler, this one is short and sweet. Minnesota +7 v. Penn State: […]

Guster’s Blunders Week 9: Injuries, Bye Weeks, and Suckage

Gus’s recap was on point, well written, and fair. He did forget one thing though–I also whipped him on the fantasy field, winning by nearly 40 points. It was a no good, very bad, miserable week for the Gus. I hope this week is not any better. The topic of this week is injures, bye […]

Guster’s Blunders Week 8: Start Your Studs

RECAP Our first and Sackoist Sacko once said “start your studs.” Wise words from someone who sucked out of the gate and and something I want to focus on in this week’s recap. I lost last week, and I promise, that is not how what I wanted to write in this week’s recap. See, I […]

Guster’s Blunders: Week 7: Where Do I Go From Here

3-3 Boys! I cannot say I am surprised that the competition is a tie after 6 weeks. So far this has been quite a close challenge and Gus actually does know how to gamble. Most weeks could have gone either way, and for that, you guys are getting the entertainment you deserve. Gus had a […]

Guster’s Blunders Week 6: I’m Back

You thought I was down. You thought I was out. Don’t worry, I did too. But as Gus so eloquently put it, there was some European mojo and now we have ourselves a competition. What should scare Gus is I think I figured it out. My 2 wins came when I was free from distractions, […]

Guster’s Blunders Week 3: Regrets? Maybe. Quit? Only If Gus Lets Me.

It just feels like one of those weeks already though. AB has to go and be a dumbass and not only screwed up fantasy but also has to go and fuck with the Patriots. The Patriots are tough enough to overcome adversity but my shit squad is going to fold, the coach now has to […]

Week 2: Gus Hates Success

I want you all to know that I stand by my week 1 picks. Gus gave you some alternative truths as to how he won week 1 of our challenge. But let us think about what actually went down last week and why Gus’s “victory” has a big fat asterisk. Colts +6.5 @ Chargers: Gus […]