Not Your Father’s Power Rankings: Week 11

Finally, Keegan, Ryan and I have been put out of our misery like Lennie was in Of Mice and Men. We looked on gleefully all season preparing for the best, not knowing that our demise would come in brutal fashion. For myself and Ryan it came in the form of sub 90 point weeks to […]

Not Your Father’s Power Rankings Week 10

The Playoff Race is Heating Up! There is Jason, and then there is everyone else. This week showed that the league is much tighter than anticipated. Seven teams are realistically vying for the bottom 5 playoff spots and these last few weeks are bound to be extremely intriguing. This week we saw Donald pull out […]

Not Your Father’s Power Rankings: Week 9

Week 9 Donald’s defense AND offense showed up this week, the Cum Rivers finally got a much-needed win, and Jason continued to dominate as he has all season. It was a whirlwind week and I for one have not caught up yet (as you can tell by the timeliness of this blog). This week, […]

Gusters Guarantees

ANOTHA ONE! Here we are again folk, another 7-3 week putting Guster’s Guarantees at 14-6 through the the first two weeks since inception. Your bookies are officially breaking a sweat and if they’re smart they’ll pick up some damn insurance because the Gusterians are coming for their girls, their homes and their dignity. Is anyone out there […]

Mid Season Grades

From A’s to F’s Grading Each Wasted Talent Team at the Midway Point I lieu of this weeks Matchup of the Week blog I decided to get a little meta on you. I want to look big picture at each team and what they have done right and also what they have done wrong up to this […]

Not Your Father’s Power Rankings Week 8

CAN YOU FUCKING FEEL IT BOYS!? CAN YOU!? THAT RIGHT THERE IS THE FEELING OF A VICTORY TUESDAY. Sorry I just needed to get that out, its been a long season. The bye weeks will do crazy things to you, always be prepared. After last weeks shellacking of the Athletes and Don, they came […]

Matchup of the Week: Week 7

Well I tried to get this done by one of my interns but he never returned my emails so here we go. This weeks matchup of the week is a battle of two men who clearly want to have relations with each other, if they haven’t already. Loser posts their girlfriends nudes in the group! […]

Not Your Father’s Power Rankings Week 7

Currently searching for any sign of life from The Athletes and Don, outlook seems bleak. Not a good look for the boys on our side of the fence, but as Donald always says. Gotta say, kids got a point. Facts don’t care about your feelings. Alas, going 0-5 this week will be taken into consideration […]

Frank’s Matchup of the Week: Week 6

The most contentious time of the year is here again, and I for one am scared as hell. It is time for inter-conference play. These games bring me back to my glory days watching WWE Survivor Series, the conferences are putting their differences aside and banning together for a short time to defeat a familiar […]

Not Your Father’s Power Rankings Week 6

Another week, another improbable Donald win, another predictable Jason domination and will we ever find out what the hell is going on with Team Braun? In this weeks Power Rankings we will take a short look at each team and dive into why they are ranked where they are. Without further adieu, your Week 6 […]