The Quest for the Naomi
F U FITZPATRICK AND F U TOO ROSEN! Well guys, thanks to a couple of brutal backdoor cover busters in the Bengals and 49ers picks we have our first taste of a red week. Nothing more frustrating than losing a bet you should’ve had in the bag only to have it ripped away by some […]
Read More Guster’s GuaranteesThat is all.
Read More UB Bulls UpdateANOTHA ONE! Here we are again folk, another 7-3 week putting Guster’s Guarantees at 14-6 through the the first two weeks since inception. Your bookies are officially breaking a sweat and if they’re smart they’ll pick up some damn insurance because the Gusterians are coming for their girls, their homes and their dignity. Is anyone out there […]
Read More Gusters GuaranteesFrom A’s to F’s Grading Each Wasted Talent Team at the Midway Point I lieu of this weeks Matchup of the Week blog I decided to get a little meta on you. I want to look big picture at each team and what they have done right and also what they have done wrong up to this […]
Read More Mid Season GradesNow before we get into who won this award, let’s talk about how this is going to work. As you all know, we are the most inclusive DFFL there is, so naturally this award is non-binary. The SOTW can be given to any person, animal, object, TV show, podcast, etc. Say you had your fish […]
Read More SOTW – Week 7CAN YOU FUCKING FEEL IT BOYS!? CAN YOU!? THAT RIGHT THERE IS THE FEELING OF A VICTORY TUESDAY. Sorry I just needed to get that out, its been a long season. The bye weeks will do crazy things to you, always be prepared. After last weeks shellacking of the Athletes and Don, they came […]
Read More Not Your Father’s Power Rankings Week 8Well I tried to get this done by one of my interns but he never returned my emails so here we go. This weeks matchup of the week is a battle of two men who clearly want to have relations with each other, if they haven’t already. Loser posts their girlfriends nudes in the group! […]
Read More Matchup of the Week: Week 7Now before we get into who won this award, let’s talk about how this is going to work. As you all know, we are the most inclusive DFFL there is, so naturally this award is non-binary. The SOTW can be given to any person, animal, object, TV show, podcast, etc. Say you had your fish […]
Read More SOTW – Week 6Currently searching for any sign of life from The Athletes and Don, outlook seems bleak. Not a good look for the boys on our side of the fence, but as Donald always says. Gotta say, kids got a point. Facts don’t care about your feelings. Alas, going 0-5 this week will be taken into consideration […]
Read More Not Your Father’s Power Rankings Week 7The most contentious time of the year is here again, and I for one am scared as hell. It is time for inter-conference play. These games bring me back to my glory days watching WWE Survivor Series, the conferences are putting their differences aside and banning together for a short time to defeat a familiar […]
Read More Frank’s Matchup of the Week: Week 6
Wasted Talent 