Guster’s Blunders Week 9: Injuries, Bye Weeks, and Suckage

Gus’s recap was on point, well written, and fair. He did forget one thing though–I also whipped him on the fantasy field, winning by nearly 40 points. It was a no good, very bad, miserable week for the Gus. I hope this week is not any better. The topic of this week is injures, bye […]

Guster’s Guarantees

This week we have good news, bad news, and more bad news! Lets start with the good news – college picks have recovered nicely, returning to the green going 3-2. Bad news – pro picks went belly up, crashing and burning at 0-5 for the second time this season. Fun little tidbit for you guys […]

Guster’s Blunders Week 8: Start Your Studs

RECAP Our first and Sackoist Sacko once said “start your studs.” Wise words from someone who sucked out of the gate and and something I want to focus on in this week’s recap. I lost last week, and I promise, that is not how what I wanted to write in this week’s recap. See, I […]

Guster’s Guarantees

Well folks, we have hit ourselves a bit of a skid! This past weekend produced a record setting worst week in Guster’s Guarantee’s history on top of the losing week that preceded it. Now I’m sure that this will provide ample fuel for the haters out there to slander the good Guster name. Good, let […]

Guster’s Blunders: Week 7: Where Do I Go From Here

3-3 Boys! I cannot say I am surprised that the competition is a tie after 6 weeks. So far this has been quite a close challenge and Gus actually does know how to gamble. Most weeks could have gone either way, and for that, you guys are getting the entertainment you deserve. Gus had a […]

Guster’s Guarantees

Buzzer beater abbreviated blog this week, I apologize but its been a crazy week and haven’t had the time to get my shit together. You’ll have to deal with the raw picks but I promise I’ll deliver a gem next week to make up for it. Josh still sucks, 3-3 on challenge. Overall Week – [4-6] […]

Upset of the Week 10/17-10/20

Greetings again to our future award winning readers of the Wasted Talent Dynasty League! Welcome to another edition of Upset of the Week. Last week was a wild ride in the fantasy universe. To start, we will do a quick recap of last weeks upset picks. Yours truly nailed the Cum Rivers as they beat […]

SOTW – Week 6

Now before we get into who won this award, let’s talk about how this is going to work. As you all know, we are the most inclusive DFFL there is, so naturally this award is non-binary. The SOTW can be given to any person, animal, object, TV show, podcast, etc. Say you had your fish […]

Not Your Father’s Power Rankings: Week 7

Cash me on tha train how bow dah!? Two blogs in 3 days!? I’m an absolute mad man. While I am aware there are some games that are still technically undecided I am going to do this now because boy do I not feel like doing it during precious Apex Legends time. By the way, […]

Not Your Father’s Power Rankings: Train Edition #2

We’re back living our worst life… Josh is just getting back from his posh trip to Barthelona, Jordan is taking his 100th vacation of the year, Ryan’s out here hiking, WITH A WOMAN, and what am I doing? Riding another fucking train. The only good thing is I can formulate and disseminate my thoughts to […]