Guster’s Blunders Week 13: Trolling

Well fuck the zebras who let this competition get to 6-6. Also fuck Wilkins, you all know why. I will be only picking one game to challenge this week. That game is the Saints. For fun though, and in the spirit of showing Gus sucks. I will also let it be known that I strongly […]

Guster’s Guarantees

HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO EVERYONE EXCEPT FOR GUSTER WHO SUCKS AT BETTING! It is becoming painfully apparent that this year has gone into a full blown free fall and frankly I don’t know if we’ll be able to get the toothpaste back into the tube. The losing streak extends to 7 consecutive weeks and I can […]

Not Your Father’s Power Rankings: Jonas Brother’s Edition

Im Hot… Your cold… The Prudential Center was absolutely “burnin’ up” on Friday night. The Jonas Brothers had finally returned home after an 11 year hiatus. As the 30 year old ogre with the lisp told me in the merch line, “Everyone knows it was Nick who broke the band up”. Well that doesn’t matter […]

Guster’s Blunders Week 12: Do Your Job

6-5. This was for the people. I like to think everyone roots against Gus, regardless of whether it is true or not, because who cares about facts? We are the type of league where we enjoy others being miserable. I won’t go through the whole list, but think about Zeglen’s Sacko punishment as epitomizing the […]

Guster’s Guarantees

Okay enough with the niceties and kumbaya bullshit. While we are not officially punching that panic button just yet, there needs to be a drastic change in approach and mentality after we have now hit a 6 week skid without breaking .500. Josh has finally broken through to gain the lead and this week will […]

Guster’s Blunders Week 11: The Real MVP

Well, last week was a close one. I want to thank Gus’s white steed for being a pal and falling an inch short of handing me a defeat. On top of letting Gus blunder, he also allowed me to get the much needed fantasy win. For that, he gets the prestigious MVP of Week 10. […]

Guster’s Guarantees

The grind continues! One of my favorite proverbs that I have always kept close to the heart goes, “The tree that bends with the wind does not break”. Yet another challenging week was thrown our way and once again we withstood the test and hung tough to work out a split result. It can be […]

Not Your Father’s Power Rankings: This Week

Fellas, Fellas, Fellas I didn’t forget about y’all I promise. I had a few important meetings these last couple weeks with representatives from Microsoft and EA games that I just couldn’t miss. Don’t fret, I’m here now, just in time to preview this week’s important matchups and deliver a Power Rankings for the ages. Jason […]

Guster’s Blunders Week 10: If At First You Don’t Succeed…

As Gus so eloquently put it, in my third opportunity to take the lead I let myself down by losing to the Raiders. After this failure, I am going to shake it up and go back to testing my luck with college. For Leffler, this one is short and sweet. Minnesota +7 v. Penn State: […]

Guster’s Guarantees

As my good friend Frederick Douglass once said, “If there is no struggle, there is no progress”. Just as Freddie had his struggles before things got better, we are traveling down a similar path towards progress. While this week may not look like an outright success, it is an improvement and an important step in […]