Guster’s Blunders Week 3: Regrets? Maybe. Quit? Only If Gus Lets Me.

It just feels like one of those weeks already though. AB has to go and be a dumbass and not only screwed up fantasy but also has to go and fuck with the Patriots. The Patriots are tough enough to overcome adversity but my shit squad is going to fold, the coach now has to […]

Guster’s Guarantees

Hello Guster Nation! Tremendous start to the year as we have our second profitable week in the books with the cherry on top in the form of a cash wad bitch slap win over Josh. Keeping with the spirit of friendly wagers I will be sure to dole out my due share of trash […]

Free Thinking Presents: Wings Around the League

Through the many years of this league’s existence, we have argued and debated on what it takes to be the best chicken wing and which fine establishment (or grubby dive bar) has the best wings in the world. Due to many disagreements and multiple instances of 100+ messages over the span of an hour in […]

SOTW – 2019 Week 1

Now before we get into who won this award, let’s talk about how this is going to work. As you all know, we are the most inclusive DFFL there is, so naturally this award is non-binary. The SOTW can be given to any person, animal, object, TV show, podcast, etc. Say you had your fish […]

Week 2: Gus Hates Success

I want you all to know that I stand by my week 1 picks. Gus gave you some alternative truths as to how he won week 1 of our challenge. But let us think about what actually went down last week and why Gus’s “victory” has a big fat asterisk. Colts +6.5 @ Chargers: Gus […]

Guster’s Guarantees

Well folks, the naysayers and haters that I have called out many times in the past have finally grown the cojones to come out of the woodwork and imprudently send their very own Joshua Reich to challenge Gus on his weekly winners. Boy oh boy was I salivating at the prospect of taking on this […]

Not Your Father’s Power Rankings Week 2

Week 2 Power Rankings Week 1 came and went and there were some absolute shockers. There were also some expected outcomes but the one thing that we know about this league is that everything can change at the drop of a hat, or the trade of a #1 overall pick. A quick reminder, the preseason rankings […]

Week 1: Silly Gus, Those are Super Bowl Contenders

They say you should give the people what they want. I think they are right. That is why I am not stepping down as commissioner and am finally doing a weekly blog post. You are welcome. * Now some people say I am argumentative, a contrarian, stubborn, occasionally pick a fight and get aggressive. They […]

Guster’s Guarantees

FOOTBALL IS BACK!!! Man does it feel good to say that Welcome to another season of free money courtesy of everyone’s favorite charitable turtle, Gus. We had such a tremendous performance in the pilot season that the good folks at the Wasted Talent Fantasy Football League made the wise decision to renew […]

Frank’s Matchup of the Week 2019 Week 1

Fellas, fellas, fellas, IT IS FINALLY HERE We are firing match up of the week back up for another season. It would only make sense for week 1 to hit every single matchup of the first week of the NFL and Wasted Talent Season. Please enjoy and as always Fuck Jason. Saved by […]