CORONAVIRUS TRAINING SPOTLIGHT: DON MCCANN

As you are all well aware by now the United States is being shocked by a Pandemic of epic proportions. Schools, Businesses, Offices, all being closed down to prevent the spread of this possibly deadly virus. Athletes like Danny Amendola and Rob Gronkowski have traded in their cleats for beer pong balls. The burning question […]

Not Your Father’s Power Rankings: Playoffs Week 1

RIP Sacko Services for Sacko’s cold lifeless body are being held at 128 West Northrup Pl on Sunday December 8th at 5 pm. Thank you Sacko for your constant entertainment, endless laughs (at your expense), and unlimited first round picks. Donald also had a fantastic fall from grace for which Greg and I are appreciative […]

Not Your Father’s Power Rankings: Gobble Gobble Edition

Do or die First off, Fuck Keegan and the horse he rode in on. We are die hard team Chalupa Batmans over here. Now that we got through the important stuff we are on to the final regular season edition of Not Your Fathers Power Rankings. The biggest story line going into this week is […]

Not Your Father’s Power Rankings: Jonas Brother’s Edition

Im Hot… Your cold… The Prudential Center was absolutely “burnin’ up” on Friday night. The Jonas Brothers had finally returned home after an 11 year hiatus. As the 30 year old ogre with the lisp told me in the merch line, “Everyone knows it was Nick who broke the band up”. Well that doesn’t matter […]

Not Your Father’s Power Rankings: This Week

Fellas, Fellas, Fellas I didn’t forget about y’all I promise. I had a few important meetings these last couple weeks with representatives from Microsoft and EA games that I just couldn’t miss. Don’t fret, I’m here now, just in time to preview this week’s important matchups and deliver a Power Rankings for the ages. Jason […]

Not Your Father’s Power Rankings: Week 7

Cash me on tha train how bow dah!? Two blogs in 3 days!? I’m an absolute mad man. While I am aware there are some games that are still technically undecided I am going to do this now because boy do I not feel like doing it during precious Apex Legends time. By the way, […]

Not Your Father’s Power Rankings: Train Edition #2

We’re back living our worst life… Josh is just getting back from his posh trip to Barthelona, Jordan is taking his 100th vacation of the year, Ryan’s out here hiking, WITH A WOMAN, and what am I doing? Riding another fucking train. The only good thing is I can formulate and disseminate my thoughts to […]

Not Your Father’s Power Rankings: Week 5

Power Rankings: Train Edition So I’m currently sitting on Train 63 en route from Montreal to New York City with intermediate stops at Albany, Hudson, Poughkeepsie, and Yonkers. There is not an empty seat on the train, the WiFi is weaker than Jason and the cafe service is limited due to a payment malfunction. What […]

Not Your Father’s Power Rankings: Week 4

TRADE MAFIA All I know is there is a deep back channel of grimy, dirty, disgusting trades being offered in recent weeks and it seems that three main characters are at the center of all of these shenanigans. We are investigating the infamous Trade Mafia. Suspect #1 That’s right, here he is in all his […]

Not Your Father’s Power Rankings: Week 3

Have we traveled back to the future? The more things change, the more they stay the same. Jason is in first, Donald is the lowest point scorer in the league, my entire team has contracted Ebola and Keegan is unable to execute a trade that doesn’t simply mystify the rest of the league. What our […]