Not Your Father’s Power Rankings: This Week

Fellas, Fellas, Fellas I didn’t forget about y’all I promise. I had a few important meetings these last couple weeks with representatives from Microsoft and EA games that I just couldn’t miss. Don’t fret, I’m here now, just in time to preview this week’s important matchups and deliver a Power Rankings for the ages. Jason […]

Not Your Father’s Power Rankings: Week 7

Cash me on tha train how bow dah!? Two blogs in 3 days!? I’m an absolute mad man. While I am aware there are some games that are still technically undecided I am going to do this now because boy do I not feel like doing it during precious Apex Legends time. By the way, […]

Not Your Father’s Power Rankings: Train Edition #2

We’re back living our worst life… Josh is just getting back from his posh trip to Barthelona, Jordan is taking his 100th vacation of the year, Ryan’s out here hiking, WITH A WOMAN, and what am I doing? Riding another fucking train. The only good thing is I can formulate and disseminate my thoughts to […]

Not Your Father’s Power Rankings: Week 5

Power Rankings: Train Edition So I’m currently sitting on Train 63 en route from Montreal to New York City with intermediate stops at Albany, Hudson, Poughkeepsie, and Yonkers. There is not an empty seat on the train, the WiFi is weaker than Jason and the cafe service is limited due to a payment malfunction. What […]

Not Your Father’s Power Rankings: Week 4

TRADE MAFIA All I know is there is a deep back channel of grimy, dirty, disgusting trades being offered in recent weeks and it seems that three main characters are at the center of all of these shenanigans. We are investigating the infamous Trade Mafia. Suspect #1 That’s right, here he is in all his […]

Not Your Father’s Power Rankings: Week 3

Have we traveled back to the future? The more things change, the more they stay the same. Jason is in first, Donald is the lowest point scorer in the league, my entire team has contracted Ebola and Keegan is unable to execute a trade that doesn’t simply mystify the rest of the league. What our […]

Not Your Father’s Power Rankings Week 2

Week 2 Power Rankings Week 1 came and went and there were some absolute shockers. There were also some expected outcomes but the one thing that we know about this league is that everything can change at the drop of a hat, or the trade of a #1 overall pick. A quick reminder, the preseason rankings […]

Not Your Father’s Power Rankings: Post Draft Pre-Season

Sorry for the poor gif quality, Michael Buffer isn’t exactly a spring chicken, but we are BACK! Draft Weekend is complete, our keepers are confirmed and all that’s left now is to see which one of my draft pick blows out their ACL first! Though the draft traditionally leads to more questions than answers, and […]

Not Your Father’s Power Rankings: Week 11

Finally, Keegan, Ryan and I have been put out of our misery like Lennie was in Of Mice and Men. We looked on gleefully all season preparing for the best, not knowing that our demise would come in brutal fashion. For myself and Ryan it came in the form of sub 90 point weeks to […]

Not Your Father’s Power Rankings Week 10

The Playoff Race is Heating Up! There is Jason, and then there is everyone else. This week showed that the league is much tighter than anticipated. Seven teams are realistically vying for the bottom 5 playoff spots and these last few weeks are bound to be extremely intriguing. This week we saw Donald pull out […]