Wildly Too Early Predictions: The Beer Mile

Welcome, this is a new blog series that I created specifically for moments like these. In my Wildly Too Early Predictions I, along with my esteemed colleagues around the league will take a deep dive into trade outcomes, league bets, Sacko and Naomi predictions and many other topics important to this league. Please enjoy the […]

2019 Draft Grades

I was hoping someone else would write this blog, but no one did so I guess I am stuck doing it. Luckily I made some of you do most of the work for me. After polling the experts in our fantasy league I have calculated the 2019 rookie draft grades. Results below: If you would […]

Not Your Father’s Power Rankings: Post Draft Pre-Season

Sorry for the poor gif quality, Michael Buffer isn’t exactly a spring chicken, but we are BACK! Draft Weekend is complete, our keepers are confirmed and all that’s left now is to see which one of my draft pick blows out their ACL first! Though the draft traditionally leads to more questions than answers, and […]

The Great Game-Off 2019: Preview

Less Than a Week Fellas! As you are all very aware, our league likes to take shots, talk shit and challenge each other. Two years ago we had the first (and last) annual Jewlympics which pitted the ultimately superior Jew Jordan versus our sheepish, tiny, inferior Jew, Jason. This year the competition is heating […]

‘Twas The Week Before Drafting

‘Twas the week before drafting and all through the league Members were betting on my match-up with Keeg This match-up was heated and neither would rest Until we found out which gamer was best Keegan picked chel, myself picking COD Little does he know he’s facing a God But my hockey skills were lacking and I didn’t […]

If the Members of Wasted Talent Were Dogs

With the season about to be in full swing, I wanted to take this time to keep the blog going strong with a topic that has been on my mind for some time now. From Golden Retrievers to Beagles to those little fucker Chihuahuas, each member of Wasted Talent has a representative from the dog […]

One Year Later – Grading the 2018 League Draft

Greetings friends! Long time no see! With the draft being less than a month away, I thought it would be a good time to take a look back at last years draft. Before we get into the meat of the draft, I have two awards to hand out for the 2018 draft: Biggest Loser Zeglen! […]

I Reviewed Bar Bill’s Wings, the Results May Surprise You!

Bar Bill Wing Review For years and years I have heard the same thing, “Gabriel’s Gate is awesome but you have to try Bar Bill”, “Duff’s is good but you gotta try Bar Bill. Well gentlemen, I finally did it. We walked in and were immediately seated at a nice little high top next to […]

Any Given Sunday

To quote Kanye West “I just told you who I thought I was. A god.” Well here we are fellas. I have become champion once again. There are two teams who have 2 rings and it was I who dethroned the other 2 ring champions aka Jafar. Jafar put up a wonderful season, only to […]

Comprehensive Naomi Championship Preview

It All Comes Down to This We all thought we were faced with the worst possible matchup last year when Josh and Jafar faced off in the the Naomi Bowl. This year it is somehow worse. Due to Keegan’s ineptitude and what I can only imagine is the work of Satan himself, we have Donald […]