Not Your Father’s Power Rankings Week 5

The injury bug has reared its ugly head once again this week and it cost Keegan a shot at vaulting up the Power Rankings by taking out the Chalupa Batmans. Instead Jordan walked away victorious and Keegan was left scrambling to figure out whether he should pick up Justin Forsett to fill in for Leonard […]

BLOCKHEAD OF THE WEEK: WEEK 3

I apologize for the tardiness of this week’s Blockhead of Week. I had a pretty busy week, plus Fortnite season 6 just dropped. Sue me! Without further ado, this week’s Blockhead of the Week goes to Bad Kamara (Nick [Frank] Leffler). A combination of bad coaching decisions and the rampant spread of the Bubonic Plague […]

Frank’s Matchup of the Week: Week 4

Donald is 2-1, Zeglen is 3-0 and I for one, am shocked. Ignore the fact that Don has the 2nd least points for in the league to date, that’s totally irrelevant. This unexpected Matchup of the Week should be an absolute doozy. Conventional wisdom would suggest that Zeglen, who sits at 3 in this weeks Power […]

SOTW – Week 3

Now before we get into who won this award, let’s talk about how this is going to work. As you all know, we are the most inclusive DFFL there is, so naturally this award is non-binary. The SOTW can be given to any person, animal, object, TV show, podcast, etc. Say you had your fish […]

Not Your Father’s Power Rankings Week 4

We are back baby! I only have one question though. Why is this asshole so good at football? Homie has a nose ring like the goth chick you secretly had a crush on in 8th grade but made fun of to her face because you didn’t want your friends to think you were a weirdo. […]

Frank’s Matchup of the Week: Week 3

It is Week 3 and our Matchup of the Week is about to take a wild, unexpected turn. What kind of surprise could we have in store for all of you? Well, its a big one. This week, and for the rest of the season we are implementing expert picks. We will be pulling “experts” from […]

Blockhead of the Week: Week 2

This week’s Blockhead of the Week was an easy decision. I appreciate it when people make my job easy. It only took two weeks for one of us to start an injured player. That’s right, David Keegan (Fuck the Process) started Leonard Fournette even though he was almost guaranteed to miss week 2 with a […]

Not Your Father’s Power Rankings: Week 3

YEET! We are back boys and girls for another edition of the Not Your Father’s Power Rankings. Last week my rankings caused quite the stir within the Wasted Talent Fantasy Community. But as Future always says, “You do what you want when you poppin’”. This weeks rankings will no doubt the topic of water cooler […]

SOTW – Week 2

Here it is, your SOTW for Week 2! Now before we get into who won this award, let’s talk about how this is going to work. As you all know, we are the most inclusive DFFL there is, so naturally this award is non-binary. The SOTW can be given to any person, animal, object, TV […]

Emergency Blog: JORDAN MATTHEWS IS BACK

You read that right folks, HUGE news out of Philadelphia. The Eagles have placed WR Mike Wallace on Injure Reserve and have signed the absolute STUD that is Jordan Matthews. Let’s get a brief snap shot of Jordan Matthews career. Matthews is an all time talent. He has played in regular season games for only […]